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~ Extremely Unwilling Magical Protagonists Attempt To Outrun The Plot And Not Fucking Die ~
(@takofukkatsumi this tag is from a while ago but it hasn't left my brain -- L-Space got very weird all of a sudden)
#discworld#rincewind#the luggage#svsss#shen qingqiu#sqq#takofukkatsumi honestly thank you for this tag i've been chuckling on and off about the luggage overtaking sqq for a while now#something about it feels Right. no one expects the luggage until it's on you#honestly my main goal out of this picture is to force svsss fans to witness The Luggage and its horrible legs#shen yuan and rincewind hit that awkward point where you're keeping pace with a stranger#you can't quite manage to speed up or slow down at the right point to break contact#so they end up having a VERY weird conversation#at least anything sqq says is not the weirdest thing rincewind has heard#got sucked into a book? let him introduce you to the librarian#actually now i want the librarian to meet the system#if anyone could figure out a way to beat the system's head in it'd be an orangutan offended on behalf of literary characters everywhere#conversely both sqq and sqh are capable of ''speaking'' with pratchett style footnotes ARE are capable of seeing each other's footnotes#they weaponize this against each other immediately#honestly intrigued to see how many notes this gets - what's the general overlap between discworld fans and mxtx fans?#or is it literally the two of us here in this venn diagram?#i feel like it should exist though - are both not simply fantasy parodies in one variety or another??#my art
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b.katsuki x reader (fem)
a.n; i blame this completely over the Olympics, again. sorry, but it has me on chokehold and i'm not resisting against it LOL đ
Okay, hear me out...
Third date with Bakugou Katsuki.
The first one, of course, was very awkward and tense and sometimes even a bit worrisome. We are talking about dating Bakugou Katsuki, the one aggressive and violent Pro Hero that everybody has a hate-love feeling towards for; because the man looks and acts âand canâ step on your head and crush it with malicious intent and yet, he's NÂș 2 Pro Hero on the ranks and you just know that if he's around, you are completely safe. But he's big and tough and harsh in his talking and walking âhow can anyone look that scary by just walking, you're still wondering, but it's real. He's fucking scary.
The second date was way more relaxed. He cooked for you. In his massive penthouse that probably costs more than your annual salary. Yep, morherfucker is rich rich. And you think he deserves it really. After all the troubles he goes through to keep the whole country safe âand even the worldâ, he completely deserves it. You just forgot how well he does his job to get to be that rich. You don't care about money though. You're dating him because you saw him helping a granny cross the street and that was the cutest thing you ever saw. So, back to the second date, he cooked for you, and damn... now you can say you'll keep dating him because of his food. Man cooks like the gods, like a fucking professional chef of the most expensive restaurant on earth. And also, you noticed how relaxed and in peace he looked in his own environment and he looked. So. Freaking. Attractive. Hot even. He looked just so... deliciously handsome.
So for the third date, and because he picked the second one, this one was of your choice. You decide to go ice skating. And you did not expect what happened at all.Â
One would expect that Pro Hero Dynamight, civilian name Bakugou Katsuki, being who he is, would have exceptional balance and even a hidden talent for this. Youâre wrong. Everyone is wrong. The second the blades of his skates touched the Ice Rink, he fell. Your eyes opened wide and you definitely were holding back your laugh as he struggled to get himself up by holding the handrail around the rink.
âNeed some help?â You asked, getting close to him with no trouble at all. He looked up at you annoyed, struggling so hard to get up and keep his balance that his cheeks turned pink. How. Freaking. Cute. Youâre glad that dating the Pro Hero came with its perks âlike closing the whole rink just so only you and him are there, enjoying your date on a late wednesday night.
âShut up. No, I can do itâŠâ He declared, but another fall on his knees made you giggle while sliding backwards and away from him with ease, hands up in surrender. Katsuki looked at you once his stood for the nth time holding the handrail like dear life with a frown on his face, watching you how easy you made it look, âHow the fuck are you doing that?â
You giggled again, amused by all of this situation. Sliding back towards him and extending your hands, you said, âCome one, let me help.â
Katsuki buffed but he placed his hands on yours, whole body trembling, barely holding himself up. The image of him sticking his ass up and body bending forward while his feet barely moved made you laugh out loud and he yelled another âshut up!â.
You changed your grip to his forearms and again slid backwards to make him move forward, his legs still trembling and his eyes never leaving the floor. He looked so cute, it made your heart flutter. The smile never left your face as you spoke again, âI used to skate a lot when I was younger. I even prepared myself to compete, but an injury put me out of the game.âÂ
He immediately looked back at you at your words, âWhat happened?â He looked curious, but also worried and kind of sad.
You shrugged, âI landed pretty badly over my right leg after a spinning jump once. After that, the shin splints became unbearable and I couldn't continueâŠâÂ
He looked down at your leg, watching you move attentively, âDoes it hurt now?â
You shook your head and smiled at him, grateful for his worry, âNaah. It would only hurt badly if I tried to skate the way I used to⊠Guess I demanded a lot of myself back then.â
Katsuki didnât comment further on, but he kept his attention on your leg. Didnât that make him even cuter!Â
It took you a while âlong whileâ to finally be able to let go of one of his forearms once he was ready on his balance; his other hand still held yours strongly.
Time went by, both of you laughing and smiling while skating around the rink, hand in hand. Youâre so happy that you could stand on the ice again. It brought you so many fond memories of when you were a kid. Skating was the only thing that could easily make you smile just because; the wind in your face made you feel free, content. and Katsuki could clearly see that.
For a moment, he got distracted by how beautiful you looked⊠and he lost his balance again. This time bringing you down with him. He was fast enough though to catch you and make you land over him. Your amused and loud laugh was contagious, so he couldnât help but smile. He's having fun âeven if he knew his body was going to hurt a bit the next day for how many falls he had.
âYouâre so clumsyâŠâ You laughed, joking kindly and funny.
âOh, yeah? Then why donât you show me what you can do?â His smirk made you suddenly stop laughing. Itâs a clear challenge, yet curiosity shined in his eyes.
âAlright, hero⊠watch and learn,â you helped him stand up and directed him towards the handrail.Â
Once he was away from possible harm, Katsuki watched you skate around the rink as if you were flying, gliding around with so much confidence and ease, as if you were made for it. Your hair floating behind you for how fast you were going, dancing beautifully with the air. He was hypnotized. Completely mesmerized by each little form you decided to enlighten him with. He particularly felt fascinated when you decided to spin fast and so many times he couldnât count how many, then you stopped like it had been nothing and kept gliding around.Â
You looked so nice and professional, Katsuki felt a little pang of pity for the world. It would never be able to share how beautifully perfect you looked at the moment.
A few more glides around, until you stopped in a very experienced way right in front of him, a huge smile on your face and a shine on your eyes that were proof of how immensely excited and happy you felt.
Did katsuki say already how fucking beautiful you were?
Just to prove his point, he instantly grabbed your face and kissed you for the very first time.
And fuck, he planned on keep kissing you as much as you would let him.
He let you go for a moment just to say, âThat was beautiful⊠Youâre gorgeous.â
You smiled one more time before sliding your arms around his neck to kiss him again. He moved a bit to surround your waist with his armsâŠ
And thatâs when he forgot about the handrail and sent you both again towards the floor.
#also i keep imagining when you both go back to your apartment#cuz of course you're invinting him over to eat something even though is already very late into the night#and unfortunately you do feel the shin of your right leg bother you a bit#so when you sit on your couch and rub against it#it doesn't go unnoticed by katsuki#so he sits next to you#brings your legs up over his lap and starts massaging them#especially the one that bothers you#it def brings kinky time đ#DO I HAVE TO SAY MORE???#PLS STOP ME OR I'LL KEEP ON RAMBLINGGGG#mha fanfiction#bnha fanfiction#mha bakugou katsuki#bakugou x reader#bnha bakugou katsuki#katsuki bakugou x reader#bnha bakugo katsuki#mha bakugou x reader#mha bakugo katsuki#mha drabbles#mha imagines#mha fluff#mha scenarios#mha x reader#mha x you#bnha bakugo x reader#bnha fluff#bnha imagines#bnha scenarios
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HMMmmmm I'm considering doing a certificate program at my local university.
my formal education is all in illustration and evolutionary biology, whereas my writing knowledge has been mostly self-taught from reading books and thinking "hey, wouldn't it be funny if I made one of those!"
I don't think 'having a certificate' would help me in any way re: waving my education around for clout points, but it might make me understand books better. and also it'd be nice to be back in a class environment, where I might be able to make writing friends.
the cats have definitely skewed my idea of what's affordable though, because I'm looking at this like "hey, that's less than a Pangur hospitalization bill đ"
#it'd be 7 courses over multiple semesters#I dunno! maybe it's because my broken leg severed a bunch of plans and I never picked them back up#but I've been feeling unmoored this year#just drifting around and doing the work necessary to survive but not much more than that#so maybe this program could help bring back my passion#is this a good idea???? it's not just a dumb waste of time and money right???
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Hey. Hey you know what would be cool and fun. First post of 2024. 1000 notes. We can do it. Yeah? Yeah??
Take a picture of my dog as an incentive
#Dogs#Chihuahua#Cute dog#Dog#If every person who follows me likes and reblogs this we could hit 1k EASY. No problemo.#Also look at her. Look at my baby girl. Give her the love and appreciation she deserves#You no like the post? Oh! Jail for followers! Jail for followers for one thousand years!!#Also if you look to the right you can see my other dog lying right by my leg lol#IDK I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN. ANYWAY.#Happy New Year everyone <3333 Iâm still sick but tbh it hasnât been that bad#Compared to the stomach bug I had two weeks ago Covid is feeling like a cakewalk tbh.#Shima speaks
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I just realized that Riku's hand visibly shakes when he tenses his fingers and wrist during his idle animation.
#kingdom hearts 2#kh2#riku#video#i always feel bad for him when i see how he keeps his thumb hooked in his pocket as he walks. how he doesn't walk comfortably#it's clear he sustained a pretty nasty injury from roxas but#it's pretty alarming to see a kh character suffer from an ACTUAL injury yknow?#sora gets beat up left and right but it's nothing a little potion can't fix#it's not like jumping down from a building will break his legs or being stomped on by a huge heartless causes any lasting damage#video game characters can brush all that off and keep going#but i look at riku and i want to take him to the hospital#even more now that i see that he's in visible pain when he has to fight#also ignore the sounds of goofy in the background lol
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so ive been thinking so hard about that transfem butch zoro au.
i feel like at the Very beginning (after kuinas death) she does try to present real feminine like but it doesnt feel like Her and eventually she stops doing it (and in any case its not like kuina was super feminine so why would she try to be like that??)
on the other hand she HAS to make sure everyone knows shes a woman when she beats their ass and becomes the worlds greatest swordsman. so sports bras (or equivalent whatever) and open shirts are a staple
i think she would do hrt (or equivalent Whatever) because again she wants to prove that kuina could have done it. unfortunately i do also think this means she trains about 1 million times as hard
trans sanji............. coming to the realisation that maybe she Wants to be taken care of by a hot butch........................ as a pretty femme
#the lil fashion drawing wasnt initially supposed to have a corset but i had a dream about it specifically irt sanji. so LMAO#one piece#zosan#roronoa zoro#black leg sanji#sanji#art#the mellorine bullshit.......... i feel like. what happens is that sanji (using he/him Pre egg cracking)#thought she was a man at first. developed the rivalry. and by the time he realised she was a woman it was awkward for everyone to backtrack#but i dont think he could stand the idea that hes not treating a woman right and i also think that would be shitty lmao#but he just cant treat her like that. but he still sees her as a woman. i think instead hes acting in a way to affirm her butchness....#does that make any sense. adghdbshbjgg
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The Dan in the Shrek shirt and hat is giving âwe were being silly and soft still in our pjs in the hotel roomâ vibes like he looks like he just woke up đđ„ș
lightly tousled for sure. a lil squinty a little flirty a little ruffled. definitely part of how they recovered from jet lag
#picture it. theyre staying up late to make sure they fall asleep at the 'right' time so it doesnt fuck them up#so theyre playing silly nonsense games with each other in the hotel room#so tired theyre almost drunk on it#and its cowboy hats and getting married and the future isn't so scary anymore#but its just them and no one knows theyre on this side of the planet yet#its like their little secret#one on top of so many that they share#and theyre both laughing and snorting and neither of them can breathe#that feeling when youre so tired your legs stop working. but they cant sleep! not allowed. & dan also isnt supposed to crush the cowboy hat#and dans in colour so phils happy. and phils wearing his glasses so dans happy. and they get to just. be.#- damn i am *sappy* tonight huh#dnp#c.text#dan and phil#phan#answered#dnptit
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If you were to like redesign Magneto's classic outfit in a way that both suits the character and your own tastes, how would you redesign it?
uhhhh errrmmmmm i dont know i really couldnt improve upon perfection but i have still tried for you my friend !!!
#xmen#xmen comics#magneto#erik lehnsherr#max eisenhardt#erik magnus lensherr#like ig fc erik there too but only if you squint Generally Speaking this aint about him#snap sketches#i thought this was gonna be a quick thing but then As I Do i sat and thought about it for too long#and for what. my end result isn't that different from the beginning !! tragic .#out of these i think. it MAY be obvious i like the far right one#once i remembered I Do In Fact love megaman i locked in cause everytime i draw Classic Magneto all i think of is megaman#cant even make a magnetman joke that mfer already exists and he from my FAVORITE classic megaman title tyvm#anyway. should i explain my reasoning now. man i guess i can try#i couldnt tho is the thing- at least for the first set i really was just ickin around and seeing what i Might like#evidently it was nothing LMAO i told yall i cant improve perfection ... so i just. Smash Bros'd his classic look#With some tearing on the cape cause i said so ............#at most- with the furthermost right bit- i just wanted to emphasize a feeling of 'power' hence the chunkier boots + gloves#with the first look i tried that angle with showing some arm skin buuuuttt i dont like it ...#i think the sleeveless look really only works if the outfit's black idk i cant explain it#overall the first design i tried just feels too sleek for my liking if i wanted to go for a 'power' approach#i like the 'M' i did with the legs at least. i really wanted to incorporate an M in case it wasnt clear but alas ...#tbh i might steal the boots/gloves/underwear design from myself when i draw classic magneto regularly. SHRUG we'll see#as for now i am very sleepy and i have class in the morning and i want to do some work Before Class#very cool but very sad i dont have my third class today :( its my fave class :( at least i get more time to work#and the more work i get done the more time i get to draw the sillies !!! epic ...#anyways. good night everyone !!!!!!! talk to yall tomorrow ..... probably ... or later ig technically... i should sleep earlier <- wont
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Can you pls draw Scarian and kid Xelqua sleeping/ cuddling in Grian's nest bed?đ„șđ
ahaha this doesn't rly work too well buuut... doodle...
just. just imagine the nest there. pillows blankets and plushies.
#too much to factor in.... grian's wings.... xelqua only wants to sleep right There#ask#my art#kidxelqua#scarian#the bed might actually be small by scar's size adgjadjg hes gotta bend his knees a little#my dog is sleeping on my lap while drawing this and im bent in the worst position to draw in my legs are NUMB WAHH#this is how grian feels with xelqua
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We are interrupting our regularly scheduled program to bring you a snippet of a potential ZoSan undercover as a married couple fic:
(Timeline wise shoehorned in sometime shortly after the timeskip, before the Strawhats make it back into the news big time.)
(People need saving from a exclusive circle of nobility, but most of the Stawhats have already been seen around the island, so the lot ends up on Zoro and Sanji to try get in posing as a freshly married couple on their honeymoon to try get more information.)
[after coming up with the plan and Zoro and Sanji hesitantly agreeing]
Robin: "You seem a little stressed, Cook-san."
Sanji, chain-smoking his third cigarette: "I'm fine, I'll do this⊠I just⊠I don't like lying about something as significant as marriage, alright? I know it's stupid, but that's just how I am."
Luffy, perking up from where one might have thought he wasn't paying attention at all: "Oi, Sanji, promise to protect Zoro?"
Sanji, puffing out smoke: "Obviously, the Marimo would get lost within all of two seconds without me having his back."
Luffy: "Good! Now, Zoro--!"
Zoro, already rising to the bait: "Oi, if anyone is protecting anyone, I'll be guarding your lanky ass, shit cook!"
Luffy, laughing: "Alright, then as the captain of this ship I hereby pronounce you married!"
Zoro:
Sanji:
Robin: "Oh my, congratulations!"
Brook: bursts into song
Luffy, grinning at Sanji: "See, now it's not a lie anymore, so you don't have to feel bad about calling Zoro your husband."
Zoro: "LUFFY!!! YOU CAN'T JUST--"
Sanji: wordlessly walks off to get ready for the mission
Usopp: "Wait, wait!" runs after Sanji, grabbing his wrist
Sanji: stares
Usopp, sweating nervously: "Need your ring sizeâŠ"
Sanji: staring intensifies
Usopp, scurrying off as quickly as humanly possible: "Wedding gift!"
Luffy, in the distance, still being yelled at by Zoro: "Too bad we don't have time to celebrate, I really want some wedding cake⊠:("
#zosan#yes hello obviously i ship these idiots too#sanji actually makes use of his experiences on momoiro island and crossdresses for the sake of the mission#he's scary good at it too but no one asks for fear of sanji in a gorgeous dress kicking their heads off#maybe i have iva put them onto that mission in the first place simply because i think that would be funny#zoro is very confused but he won't have anyone claim he isn't treating his wife? husband? right even if its just for this mission#there's bed sharing; accidental cuddling; show kisses that feel too good; so so many endearments...#also zoro smoking with sanji because 'no fair woman of this status would ever be seen smoking moss head!'#zoro lighting one of sanji's cigarettes: 'you are a good wife indulging your new husband's bad vices then'#just zoro treating sanji every bit like he would a genuine partner and being stupidly endearing as he does#roronoa zoro#black leg sanji#monkey d. luffy#nico robin#one piece usopp#strawhat pirates#fake marriage#or is it?#one piece
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#david tennant#dtennantedit#the last leg#gif#i couldn't find a post so here i am perfect 13th doctor wig#i was listening to georgia while making this which feels right
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âš Fresh as a daisy âš
#mine#me#legs for days#daddy long legs#hair dye and pizza rolls and pink moscato and ice cream make for a good night#also an everything shower đđŸ#feeling fresh feeling cute#this panty and tank top combo is my fave right now đ
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Angel: Husk let me fell asleep with my head in his lap and kissed my cheek when I woke up. He's so cute. I wish he liked me.
Cherri: *looks into the camera like she's on The Office*
#Cherri is 100% done with Angelâs pining bullshit#Angel you gay disaster#Cherri: Angel I love you- but what the fuck#Cherri- *throwing both dumbasses in a closet*: NOW YOU ARE GOING TO STAY IN THERE UNTIL YOU WORK OUT YOUR FEELINGS#Angel: what the fuck cher I came out of the closet DECADES AGO#Husk: *thinking* âohmygod heâs an idiot. I love himâ#poor Angel has no self esteem#HUSK FUCKING ADORES YOU ANGEL YOU LOSER#ANGEL DUST NEEDS A HUG#CONSENSUALLY#AND PREFERABLY FROM HUSK#Angel: the fuck do you mean Husk likes me? husk donât like me. right whiskers?#husk: âŠ#Angel: whiskers?#husk: well- you see legs-#Cherri: YOU GAVE EACHOTHER NICKNAMES FOR THE LOVE OF SATAN FUCK ALREADY#Charlie: *in the background* đ hey! you two should kiss!#huskerdust#angel/husk#hazbin angel dust#hazbin husk#Angel dust#husk#theyâre so gone for each other#theyâre gay your honor#theyâre in love your honor#Hazbin hotel#incorrect hazbin hotel#cherri bomb#husk and Angel cuddle and I will die on this hill THEYRE MY OTP OK LET THEM BE HAPPY
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zolu, namivivi and sanuso go on a triple date:
#what's with zoro's bucket hat help he's so silly#feeling insane about the energy difference between zoro and luffy#zoro: aha yeah yes this is my boyfriend#luffy: HELLO!!! đ„đđ„đ#nami and vivi being the cutest lesbians in the world there#I LOVE THEIR OUTFITS????#they dress like me and my fiancĂ© (i'm nami i'm always nami)#let's talk about how pretty usopp looks and his arts supplies right there in the bag#also sanji with hoodies is something i appreciate always bc he looks so cute#THEY MAKE ME GO INSANE#one piece#roronoa zoro#monkey d luffy#zolu#nami#nefertari vivi#namivivi#black leg sanji#usopp#sanuso#strawhat pirates
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Stepbrother Eddie who just wanted to protect his innocent little brother and thought that no one would ever deserve his baby.
Heâd chase off Steveâs new boyfriends and return home with bloody knucklesâa result of his wrathâbecause how dare they lay their dirty hands on Steve?
Every day, when Steve came back from school, heâd check Steveâs pretty cunt to make sure the omega hadn't let some random alphas take his virginity.
If it required him to use his tongue and fingers for a thorough inspection, then no one would be the wiser. And if he knotted Steveâs cute ass once or twice every time before he fell asleep with a purring omega in his arms, then it was a little secret between him and his baby.
In the end, Eddie was the one who took Steveâs virginity because no one could protect his omega better than him.
#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#omega verse#omega steve harrington#alpha eddie munson#manipulative steve harrington#possessive eddie munson#every time steve got a new boyfriend eddie'd see red and become feral#steve has a huge crush on his stepbrother but he didn't realize what it really was until eddie knotted his ass for the first time#steve wanted to make sure eddie's feelings for him was real so he kept introducing eddie to his 'boyfriends'#and eddie had played right into his hands đ€#eddie called steve 'bambi' btw#'cause steve used to be a clumsy little boy with big doe eyes and soft long legs#he still is tbh#sionewritesatmidnight
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So I made a folder in my gallery....
#oscar isaac#oscar issac hernandez estrada#skirt#kilt#look at those legs#he has no right being this pretty#feel free to send more#i'm trying to get under someone's skin
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